Honey, i don't think you're tall enough

Salut mes amis, 

On this week's agenda, we will be talking about yet another man. YAY!

So this man, Tip-toes, is in one of my classes and I've known him since the start of the year. He is um quite the interesting bloke, a bit strange fosho but he's really nice and kind. 

He has been for the most part fine throughout the year, I actually kinda hated him at first cuz he would always tease me and call me short and the friendly bullying just got lowkey annoying, but then he eventually got better and things were fine. 

UNTIL RECENTLY. 

So Tip-Toes and I were hanging out, just us two because our other friend wasn't available, (usually it's the three of us as a trio that hang out) AND BRO DID SOME STRANGE THINGS.

FIRSTLY, we were at a shop right looking at skateboards and he goes "hey, let's try and ride these", um okay sure, and yeah so yk when you first ride a skateboard and someone has to kinda help you along and guide you, yeah bro pulled that move and held my arms and stuff AND THEN I FALL TRYING TO TURN AND I FALL INTO HIS ARMS LIKE WE'RE IN A MOVIE OR SUM AND HE JUST HOLDS ME. awkward! And then when I ask him if he needs help with the skateboard, he like "nah i got it" cuz I think he's tryna impress me. Bro fell as well. 

SECONDLY, we're in this other store and we're at the back looking at a jigsaw puzzle. I'm just standing there and he's behind me and suddenly he moves closer so the back of my head is touching his chest but I know for a fact he isn't that tall, so he's obviously on his tip toes. Okay whatever. BUT THEN he puts his chin on top of my head and JUST STANDS THERE. BUT THE THING IS HE ISN'T TALL ENOUGH TO FULLY PUT HIS CHIN OVER MY HEAD SO I JUST FEEL HIS CHIN ON MY CROWN OF MY HEAD. AHHHHH AWKS. We just stay like that for like 5 more seconds and then I move away and we just laugh it off, oh no. 

THIRDLY, he usually texts me asking me about like what I'm doing and stuff and I take like hours sometimes days to respond cuz I kinda don't wanna talk to him. BUT LATELY, my co-author Hols has been texting him for me using my insta acc AND WE ONCE HAD A CONVO FOR OVER AN HOUR.

Here's a list of things he does whilst texting me (+Hols):

1) HE SENDS ME LOVE HEARTS AND SAYS IM CUTE AND STUFF. AHHHH HELP ME STOP. 

2) WE ALSO LOWKEY PLANNED TO GO TO SABRINA CARPENTER TOGETHER. WHAT?? 

3) HE KEEPS WANTING/ASKING ME TO PLAY GOLF WITH HIM CUZ I ONCE SAID I COULD BEAT HIM. 

4) HE KEEPS SENDING ME PICS OF HIS DOG. okay but she's cute, this one isn't so bad

5) SAYS ALL GOOD AFTER HE COMPLIMENTS ME AND I SAY THANK YOU, LIKE IT WAS A BURDEN FOR HIM TO COMPLIMENT ME??

Lastly, I told our other friend about this (the one in the trio) and she said Tip-Toes confessed to her MONTHS AGO about him liking me, and asks her whether he should ask me out or not. 

Us three are hanging out again in the holidays soooo... I'll let you guys know how that goes

P.S - He's lowkey rlly strong, when he caught me during skateboard incident his hands were like... um yeah okay

P.S again - He's rich and has a lot of money

P.S third - He dresses pretty well, cuz he's rich

I'M SO SORRY FOR THE LONG POST. I hope you enjoyed reading about my crumbling life. 

Bisous Bisous 

Reebs et Hols