Men are so desperate and clueless

Salut mes amis, 

On this week's agenda, I shall be discussing the enlightening time of my life involving a man (gasp!).

It all started when my biology tuition went face-face. There was only four people and one guy, two of the girls were friends leaving me to sit next to the guy (V-man). 

V-man started slowly talking to me, about biology, my school and life I guess. Then one time he asked me to play a game with him, it was a video game. (NOT STRIP POKER GUYS OMG). He was weirdly good at it, leading me to make the conclusion that he was an emo and a sad gamer boy looking for female attention. 

Anyway he got my number (I willingly gave it) and he started messaging me. ALL THE TIME. He would NOT STOP even if I left him on delivered, he would start up another convo. At first I responded back to everything because I didn't mind it I guess and I thought it was just harmless behaviour. 

Eventually, he asked me whether or not i wanted to study with him, at the library. I did not. I just didn't wanna go, I didn't like him or know him enough and from what I knew of him not doing ANYTHING in tuition, he didn't actually wanna work, he just wanted ME. 

I didn't respond to his message about going out, for a while (my fault okay sure). This is when the calls started happening AND OMG THEY DID NOT STOP. ALL THE TIME, BRO WAS CALLING ME. I didn't pick up, any of the times. Maybe once. I asked him why he calling me and he was like "I need to know whether ur coming". That's when I told him no. 

BUT PLOTWIST, even after that he would still call me all the damn time. Like I didn't respond to his messages quickly and I never picked up his calls. WHY WASN'T BRO GETTING THE HINT. 

To mitigate his growing infatuation, I had to resort to drastic matters. I sent a friend undercover (Creepy) to play the role as my girlfriend/boyfriend (can't remember whether i turned out to be gay or not) and gave Creepy V-mans number and she messaged him saying "back off my girlfriend buddy". It just snowballed from there. 

He then started talking about how I'm lying to him about having a boyfriend, or I'm a lesbian or I'm ON THE SPECTRUM. WHAT?!? anyway in the end he said "all men are brothers" and he was still going to be my friend and he would "never get in the way of a brother". GOOD FOR U. 

He eventually stopped messaging me cuz I never responded to him. Yay!

P.S - he was really rich and I was definitely considering being a gold digger

P.S - he started talking to the other girl in my class AND LOWKEY THEY MATCH EACH OTHERS FREAK SO WELL. 

okay I'm done so sorry for the long post

Bisous Bisous 

Reebs et Hols